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Cori // 14

More about you-Look here

Follow back?- No! I think it's rude to ask. After all, I ain’t no follow back gurrrll.

Check out my blog?- Always! But I can't promise that I'll follow you.

Promo for promo?- Always! Follower count doesn’t matter!

When did you start your blog?- June 14, 2012

How many followers?- x, xxx Ask off anon for the exact number.

Why did you unfollow me?- Please don’t ask this! It was probably because you posted something inappropriate, were inactive for a while, changed blog styles, or I didn’t reblog from you anymore.

Vote for me and tell your followers?- Sure! Just send me the link :)

Where are some of your answered posts?- Look Here

Do you have a Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc?-I have a Facebook and an instagram, but I’d like to keep them private. Follow hum0r_us on twitter.

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Hi! My name is Cori, and my main goal is to make you smile and laugh.
If you are ever feeling down or need some advice, please don't hesitate to message me.
I track the tags "humor us" and "ilycorii"
You are welcome to click on my links to find out more about me.
I hope my blog puts a smile on your face, and I hope it brightens your day! xoxo
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mesutiness:

sports fans
Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

  • me: looks at pet sleeping
  • pet:
  • me:
  • pet:
  • me:
  • pet:
  • me:
  • pet: breathes
  • me: oh thank god i thought you died

doublewowee:

does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work