imagine if ludacris becomes a gospel singer and changes his name to ludachrist
- I went ice skating with 3 friends and there was a really hot guy working there
- guy: you can't all hold hands
- us: ohhhh ummm
- guy: it's okay if 2 of you hold hands but not all 4 at the same time. it's a hazard
- us:
- me: you can hold my hand if you want ;)
- guy:
- guy:
- guy:
- guy:
the months of the year
Just me January
Forever alone February
Manless March
Awkward and Alone April
Me myself and i May
Just want friends June
Jelousy-filled July
All-alone August
Single September
Oddly alone October
No boyfriend November
Dateless December
ATTENTION: I AM NOW HOLDING OPEN APPLICATIONS FOR MY NEW YEARS KISS HMU FOR MORE DETAILS
Follow back?- No! I think that is so rude to ask. After all, I ain’t no follow back gurrrllll.
Check out my blog?- Always! But there is no guarantee that i will follow you back.
Promo me?- No! I'm sorry but I am no longer doing free promos.
Promo for promo?- Always! Follower count doesn’t matter!
When did you start your blog?- June 14, 2012
How many followers?- x, xxx Ask off anon for the exact number.
Why did you unfollow me?- Please don’t ask me this! It was probably because you posted something inappropriate, were inactive for a week or more, changed blog styles, or I just didn’t reblog from you anymore.
Vote for me?- Of course! Just send me the link :)
Tell your followers to vote?- Sure!
Where are some of your answered posts?- Look Here
How can I get your attention?- I track the tags “humor us” and “ilycorii” so tag a post and I’ll check it out (:
Do you have a Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc?- Yes. I have a Facebook and an instagram, but I’d like to keep them private. You can follow me on twitter at hum0r-us.
Any other questions, just ask. Don’t be shy— I won’t bite :)
